I dey always talk am say, na Funke tear eye pass di two woman pikin dem wey my wife Bose born for me. Im senior sister Bisi na gentle pikin but im sister Funke na inwi. Im gragra two much. Na so Funke begin dey follow one Fulani herdsman like dat wey dey carry cow […]
…continued from last week’s edition As I resume on dat Wednesday morning, for di 3 days wey I dey work for dis party for dia primary election, I hear nwi. Di kind tings wey my mouth see, my eye no fit talk am. Na during di contract I come know wetin e mean wen dem […]
Noting wey man pikin no go use im ear see and use im mouth hear for dis Lagos wey we dey so. Tori Olorun! E get sometins wey you go see, small time di ting go disappear, and you go tink say you see am for dream. But na lie, no be for dream you […]
Replay Everyday, na so Naija people go dey carry Dangote name waka upandan. For beer parlour o, na Dangote. For market o, na Dangote. For motor park, school, church, mosque, even shrine o, na Dangote. Na wetin Dangote do una sef? Tori Olorun! Yesterday, I open my red eye for one passenger wey come our […]
Everyday, na so Naija people go dey carry Dangote name waka upandan. For beer parlour o, na Dangote. For market o, na Dangote. For motor park, school, church, mosque, even shrine o, na Dangote. Na wetin Dangote do una sef? Tori Olorun! Yesterday, I open my red eye for one passenger wey come our garage […]
Shey una still remember di tori wey I nack una di order day wey I say “Part-time wife wanted. Na urgent”? My broda, I tink say wen I chop finish, I go clean mouth and nobody go know wetin happen. Na im make I no tell una say di tori get part 2. But I […]
As tings come dey now, everybody must take im destiny for im own hand, if no be so, person go jus peme for noting. Say Olorunmaje! Now I don decide say, anyting wey happen, instead make I jus siddon dey tink from morning till night, I go find how I go do make dat ting […]
E no good make agbalagba like me wey don marry tipe tipe come begin live alone like bobo wey never marry teletele. Na dat one oyibo dem dey call married bachelor. Abi no be so? My wife Bose travel go dia village for Ondo since last week. E say e wan go see im Mama, […]
Di kind orisirisi tings wey man pikin dey see for dis our taxi driver work, person no fit talk am finish. Di order day, trailer nearly push me, my guonguoro and my passenger inside Lagos Lagoon. Helep me say Olorun maje! Na so I carry one madam like dat for drop go Balogun market. We […]
…Continued from last Saturday episode As my wife Bose, jump comot for bed, go lie down for ground for dat kind cold night, I no come sabi wetin I go do again. And sleep no wan catch me. How sleep go catch me wen my kini still tanda for attention paparapa? Na so I come […]

