I no know wetin dis our union chairman, Jimoh, tink say im be sef. Imagine di likeness! Since wen me and all our union member dem begin use dat our garage wey dey for Ikeja under bridge, long time ago, every time we wan do election, Jimoh go say na im wan be chairman. And […]
When I dey grow up for our village for Ogbomoso dat time, na im I hear people dey talk about America Wonder a.k.a. Abracadabra. But as I run comot for my village come Lagos in 1965, becos say Arike Papa wan use African Insurance finish me say na me give im pikin belle (jus becos […]
Replay …continued from last week’s edition As I resume on dat Wednesday morning, for di 3 days wey I dey work for dis party for dia primary election, I hear nwi. Di kind tings wey my mouth see, my eye no fit talk am. Na during di contract I come know wetin e mean wen […]
Replay Noting wey man pikin no go use im ear see and use im mouth hear for dis Lagos wey we dey so. Tori Olorun! E get sometins wey you go see, small time di ting go disappear, and you go tink say you see am for dream. But na lie, no be for dream […]
I dey always talk am say, na Funke tear eye pass di two woman pikin dem wey my wife Bose born for me. Im senior sister Bisi na gentle pikin but im sister Funke na inwi. Im gragra two much. Na so Funke begin dey follow one Fulani herdsman like dat wey dey carry cow […]
…continued from last week’s edition As I resume on dat Wednesday morning, for di 3 days wey I dey work for dis party for dia primary election, I hear nwi. Di kind tings wey my mouth see, my eye no fit talk am. Na during di contract I come know wetin e mean wen dem […]
Noting wey man pikin no go use im ear see and use im mouth hear for dis Lagos wey we dey so. Tori Olorun! E get sometins wey you go see, small time di ting go disappear, and you go tink say you see am for dream. But na lie, no be for dream you […]
Replay Everyday, na so Naija people go dey carry Dangote name waka upandan. For beer parlour o, na Dangote. For market o, na Dangote. For motor park, school, church, mosque, even shrine o, na Dangote. Na wetin Dangote do una sef? Tori Olorun! Yesterday, I open my red eye for one passenger wey come our […]
Everyday, na so Naija people go dey carry Dangote name waka upandan. For beer parlour o, na Dangote. For market o, na Dangote. For motor park, school, church, mosque, even shrine o, na Dangote. Na wetin Dangote do una sef? Tori Olorun! Yesterday, I open my red eye for one passenger wey come our garage […]
Shey una still remember di tori wey I nack una di order day wey I say “Part-time wife wanted. Na urgent”? My broda, I tink say wen I chop finish, I go clean mouth and nobody go know wetin happen. Na im make I no tell una say di tori get part 2. But I […]

