Dis rain wey don come now for Lagos, shey no be wahala e bring come so? Rain don dey fall teletele everywia for Naija since dis year show face, na only Lagos been remain. Na now wey be say dry season suppose show face, na im rain don begin fall for Lagos. And e come […]
I no trust anybody for dis my taxi driver work. Noting wey my mouth never see in di curse (Olorun maje!) of my work for Lagos road everyday. Dem plenty: Amu robber o, Gbomo gbomo dem wey don upgrade now to kidnapper o, Oloso o, Ritualist o, Yahoo Boys o! But di one wey bad […]
(Continued from last edition) Di two Soja dem wey come knock my door carry me go di two truck wey dem bring come. Dem bring 10 jerry can down. Dem say na petrol and na me get am. Na so dem drive comot, begin dey go. I jus tanda for outside dia, everytin come be […]
Na only for Naija wey sisi dem don turn to kalokalo. Just tell any Lagos sisi say I like you, you don enter im trap be dat. First, di sisi go tell you say “Honey, I dey hungry, I never chop since morning”. Wen you settle dat one, di next ting na, “Sweetie, my mama […]
As tings come be now, na im be say all of us wey dey for Naija no know wia we dey go again. Na so I carry one bobo like dat dis week go drop for Gbagada Estate. As we comot for our garage wey dey near Ikeja under bridge, we no even reach Alausa […]
Replay I no come know how di son of man go take dey do dis our taxi driver work again for Lagos. If no be petrol wahala, na protest. Di one wey dey give me headache now na di kind Go-Slow wey dey for Ikorodu Road. Una kukuma know say Ikorodu Road na im be […]
I no trust anybody for dis my taxi driver work. Noting wey my mouth never see in di curse (Olorun maje!) of my work for Lagos road everyday. Dem plenty: Amu robber o, Gbomo gbomo dem wey don upgrade now to kidnapper o, Oloso o, Ritualist o, Yahoo Boys o! But di one wey bad […]
I no come know how di son of man go take dey do dis our taxi driver work again for Lagos. If no be petrol wahala, na protest. Di one wey dey give me headache now na di kind Go-Slow wey dey for Ikorodu Road. Una kukuma know say Ikorodu Road na im be di […]
…Continued from last Saturday episode As my wife Bose, jump comot for bed, go lie down for ground for dat kind cold night, I no come sabi wetin I go do again. And sleep no wan catch me. How sleep go catch me wen my kini still tanda for attention paparapa? Na so I come […]
Di kind cold wey dey now, if all dis sisi and bobo dem no take time, Naija go reach 2 billion people after nine months. No be sisi and bobo dem alone, even husband and wife dem dey inside. Now, to stand up for bed for morning, put my guonguoro for road, na wahala. To […]
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