…continued from last Saturday edition I tell di sisi make e come down, I no even remember to tie my shokoto rope back, I open my driver door and come down. I turn go passenger door, I open am, say make e come down kia kia. As I dey tell di sisi to come down, […]
Di kind wahala wey man pikin dey see for dis our taxi driver work everyday, I don dey tink dis new year weda or wedant make I stop di work. But di ting be say, if I say make I no do taxi driver work again, na wetin I go come dey do as I […]
Una kukuma remember say, as Keresimasi near last year, na so all dose Lagos sisi dem dey come dey rush me make I do Keresimasi for dem. Even all di sisi wey no dey greet me for our street for Abule Egba, if dem see me dat time, dem go first smile, den dobale, and […]
Dear Oga Patapata, I dey vex for you well well, but before I start dis my letter to you, make I still manage to say Happy Keresimasi and Mary (or Remi) New Year to you. Oga Patapata, why I dey vex for you na wetin you tell your boy make e announce to all Naija […]
If dis our Naija no kill man pikin, man pikin go kill Naija. Everyting don turn upside down for our contry. Light no dey as national grid dey collapse everyday, money no dey, food no dey. And di one wey worry me pass na petrol. To buy petrol now na like gold. And without petrol, […]
Every year by dis time, na so so Lagos sisi dem man pikin go dey see left, right and center. And all of dem wan make you do Keresimasi for dem. Even all dose sisi dem wey no dey greet me for our street for Abule Egba, now if dem see me, dem go first […]
(Day-to-day experiences of a Lagos taxi driver, with Grandmaster Sunny Okim) I no know wetin dis our union chairman, Jimoh, tink say im be sef. Imagine di likeness! Since wen me and all our union member dem begin use dat our garage wey dey for Ikeja under bridge, long time ago, every time we wan […]