As I go drop one passenger like dat for Satellite Town di order day, night don show face. Na im make as I dey come back, I no branch our garage wey dey near Ikeja under bridge. I no even fit go take My Usual for Madam Shine buka. I jus drive stret to house […]
I still remember wen we dey for night school for our village for Ogbomoso, as we jus enter class like dis, di teacher go say make we sing national anthem. Na so everybody go sing, “Nigeria we hail thee, our own dear native land…” Na so we dey do till I enter Standard 5 before […]
Continued from last Saturday… I rush di last bottle of My Usual and Point-and-Kill, den tell Madam Shine make e give me my bill. Madam Shine tell di salesgirl make e give me my bill, I say no, na you Madam Shine, go give me bill, and make e do quick, say time don too […]
Noting wey di son of man no dey see for dis our taxi driver work. Na im make my wife Bose dey talk am say taxi driver work na Ashewo work. And wen e talk like dat, I go tell am, “Go to court”. Na so di two both of us go come laugh. But […]
…continued from last Saturday edition I tell di sisi make e come down, I no even remember to tie my shokoto rope back, I open my driver door and come down. I turn go passenger door, I open am, say make e come down kia kia. As I dey tell di sisi to come down, […]
Di kind wahala wey man pikin dey see for dis our taxi driver work everyday, I don dey tink dis new year weda or wedant make I stop di work. But di ting be say, if I say make I no do taxi driver work again, na wetin I go come dey do as I […]
Una kukuma remember say, as Keresimasi near last year, na so all dose Lagos sisi dem dey come dey rush me make I do Keresimasi for dem. Even all di sisi wey no dey greet me for our street for Abule Egba, if dem see me dat time, dem go first smile, den dobale, and […]
(Day-to-day experiences of a Lagos taxi driver, with Grandmaster Sunny Okim) I no know wetin dis our union chairman, Jimoh, tink say im be sef. Imagine di likeness! Since wen me and all our union member dem begin use dat our garage wey dey for Ikeja under bridge, long time ago, every time we wan […]

